99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

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thatfunnyblog:

how much does a hipster weigh?

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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do you know why we’re all single

we never forwarded those chain messages

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